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Mike Gutierrez​-​May - The Albino and the Transvestite

from 14 Songs in 28 Days (Vol 7​.​8) by FAWM

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Writing and production notes; Background vocals by Stephen Martin and Colette O'Connor, piano by Nancy Rost. Engineered and mastered by Steve Friedman at Hyde Park Studios in Boston.

This song originally appeared on the album Fifty Miles Away.

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His her name was Gene or Jean
We all knew him her was mean
But untanned Dan was quite a man
And aimed to prove it, too.

Chorus:
It's the albino and the transvestite
Albino vs transvestite

Dan was going to meet at him her's place
But she he said "I don't like your face."
" Let's meet somewhere in the public eye
Where you're not so blinding up against the sky."
(chorus)

Dan took offense, said " Who are you?"
"You poor excuse for a him her hairdo."
Gene told Dan to lay off his Jean
Or else he'd see him get really mean,
(chorus)

Dan said,” We Albinos are a mighty race
And we can put anyone in their place.
Your thoughts are laughable, so are you
You poor excuse for a him her hairdo!”
They met at midnight in Central Park
And they didn't care if it was snowy and dark
They snarled at each other by the light of the moon
Then they went to bed.
(chorus twice to end)
@2011 by Michael Gutierrez-May

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from 14 Songs in 28 Days (Vol 7​.​8), released February 1, 2012

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14 songs in 28 days. February Album Writing Month.

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