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Jocelyn and Bong - How Not To Shower

from 14 Songs in 28 Days (Vol 7​.​4) by FAWM

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Lyrics by Jocelyn Dubreuil, music by Mike Griebel.

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INTRO

| C |
| F |
| G |
| C | (first pregnant pause)

CHORUS

| C | Some may say it's silly
| F | to write a useless song
| G | about how you should shower
| C | as to not do it wrong

| C | Let me tell you a story
| F | of a girl who couldn't shower
| G | but now that she's heard this song
| G7 | She....
| C | has the POWER!

POSTCHORUS

| C | (lyrics vary)

VERSE 1

| C | Remember that you
| F | must always buy shampoo
| G | because washing your hair with hand soap
| C | is not good for you

| C | If you wash your hair with conditioner
| F | make sure you have an excuse
| G | of why you were so silly as to
| C | not know conditioner's proper use

CHORUS

POSTCHORUS

| C | … to SHOWER!

VERSE 2 (into BREAKDOWN)

| C | And if you were to get in
| F | Without taking your socks off
| G | Don't worry you're not alone
| C | Though others may laugh
| .. | (laughter)

BREAKDOWN

… "Piss off! Piss OFF!"
…

BRIDGE

| C | (second pregnant pause)

VERSE 2, continued

| C | And if you were to get in
| F | Without taking your socks off
| G | Though others may laugh
| C | (Tell them to piss off!)

| C | There is no proper dress-code
| F | Or if there is, I just don't care
| G | Except you cannot leave your hat on
| C | If you want to wash your hair

CHORUS (x2)

(first time) "Come on, everybody!"

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from 14 Songs in 28 Days (Vol 7​.​4), released January 30, 2012

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14 songs in 28 days. February Album Writing Month.

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